The ultimate first world problem

my life is so hard.

We had a turkey failure, and because there are SO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE here, we’re making 3 turkeys (and 2 hams) and so only one turkey is done so we cant eat until there are at least two but i’m hungry NOW and fucking CRYING because thanksgiving dinner is fucking LEGIT in our family and GOD GOD GOD I NEED IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS

PLEASE COOK THE SECOND TURKEY FASTER

I SWEAR I’LL BE A GOOD GIRL

I’LL HELP OLD PEOPLE ACROSS THE STREET AND DO CHARITY WORK AND STUFF I JUST NEED MY THANKSGIVING DINNER OKAY? 

*weeps* 

Notes

  1. for-another-world reblogged this from therealfirstworldproblems and added:
    Oh my GOD. I cannot right now. I am so amused. Glad I could help you out. :D
  2. therealfirstworldproblems reblogged this from for-another-world and added:
    I didn’t want to inundate you all with dozens of ‘oh...full’ Thanksgiving posts. Spent a...
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